POST OFFERED :
1. PR MEMBER oF PARLIMENT
2. PR MEMBER oF PENANG STATE LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY
Applicants Must Fullfill at least 2 of the criteria listed below:
1. Ex -Convict.
2. Gay or Lesbians will be much appreciated.
3. 5 years experience in posing nude in front of camera.
4. Traitor
5. 1st Class Degree in Bluffing
6. 2nd Class Degree in Deceit and Fraud
7. Stammer spoken will be an advantage
8. Applicants with less experience might be considered as on job training provided.
Succesfull applicants shall received benefits as listed below:
1. All expenses Oversees Holiday paid trip by Tax Payer Monies if caught by the relevants authority in case of any criminal activity.
2. Company Car provided : CAMRY or HARRIER. Lifetime - Even IF you are fired by the 'Sultan'.
3. IPhone provided to allow your partner/toyboy to capture nude picture of yourself.
Please forward your application by hand to YB. B.A.B.I at PKR HQ during non office hour for screening.
If the applicanst are "Jambu Male" please bring along lubricants cause you might be honoured by YB. B.A.B.I for an anal intercouse!
Additional Information:
The Word below are prohibited during interview: -
Hudud,Cows,Hilmi Malik, Saiful.
Good Luck...
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